Waltonschauung
Random Transportation Disaster Generator
 

Click the "Look out!" button to generate a transportation disaster headline. Repeat to taste. If you see your headline in tomorrow's paper, there's a slim chance it's your fault in some vague karmic sense.




WARNING: If you are offended by humor that may be considered tasteless, inappropriate, or just plain sick, you might not want to click the button. There's no dirty language, just a callous insensitivity to the suffering of others. You may find this link a more appropriate response to tragedy.


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